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Your parents are not your emergency fund. Your children are not your retirement fund. Build your own wealth.

Living in the  favorable and unfavourable  situations is called a PART OF LIFE.  But smiling in all  those situations is  called  a ART OF LIFE. . Good Morning! 

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Life is the Best School,  Hardship is our Best Teacher,  Problem is the  Best Assignment  And  Failure is the  Best Revision . Good Morning!

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Don't choose the  one who is beautiful  to the world;  choose the one  who makes your  world beautiful. . Good Morning! 

SUNDAY The day.. I planned a lot  but actually  do nothing. Good Morning!

Smile is a cooling System of heart, Sparking system of eyes, Lighting system of face, Relaxing system of mind, so activate all  &  keep smiling :-)?  Good Morning!

A smile is a spiritual perfume you spray on others, everyone near you benefits from it. GOOD MORNING.??

Birth was never our choice Death is also not our choice , But the way we live our life   absolutely our choice , Enjoy it & make each day memorable. Good Morning.  Have a blessed day!!

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Life is not qualified by Fluent English,Branded Clothes, Running for money or Rich lifestyle. It is measured by Number of faces who smile when they hear your name.. Good Morning!

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Sardarni To A Doctor:- Mera Beta Motorcycle Se Gir Gaya . Doctor:- I Can�t Understand Hindi. Can You Tell In English! Sardarni:- My Londa Gironda From Hero Honda  !!!

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The more you praise and celebrate your life,  the more there is in life to celebrate. ~Oprah Winfrey Good Morning! 

The biggest sources of motivation are your own thoughts, so think big and motivate yourself to win. Good morning.

Everything in life is temporary,  so if things are going good..  enjoy it  because it won't last forever,  and if things are going bad,  don't worry;  it can't last forever either.. Good Morning! 

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Fight with your strength  not with other's weakness  because,  True Success lies in  your efforts,  not in other's defeat . Good Morning! 

Communication is the lifeline of any relationship. When you stop communicating, you start losing your valuable relationships. Read more �����

Negative thoughts &  tensions are like birds. We cannot stop  them flying near us  But ....... We can stop them  From making nest  In our Mind.  Good morning dear friends!! Have a beautiful day :) ??????

Don't let your  happiness Be controlled By Something You can't Control..

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" The same boiling water  that softens potatoes,  hardens eggs. It's all about  what you're made of,  NOT your  circumstances ... Good Morning! 

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A bad attitude is like  a flat tire.  You can't go  anywhere  until you change i t!

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Life is all about  three things   Winning,  Loosing  & Sharing. Winning others hearts, Loosing bad things &  Sharing happy moments. Good Morning! 

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